Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I Am a Japanese School Teacher

Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I Am a Japanese School Teacher: "New school, new asses, it's like unlocking hidden levels in Ass Raider or something."

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Thanks to my trusty Kancho Sense� I avoided getting my oil checked, but I realized that if I didn't head this shit off at the pass, I'd have to be parrying them for at least the next few months

sannensei (American 9th grade)

ninensei (American 8th grade)

sannensei (American 9th grade)

Moeko

Much like The Borg, this boy is adapting to my defenses and evolving new ways to grab my penis.

She then said "You know, I didn't actually learn how to swear until I started watching South Park."

Sure, that'll be a great pick-up line! "Hey, uh, I need a new girl so I can give my students sticky pics. And guess what? You're up!"

"Let's see here...20 years of charity work, you saved 4 burning orphanages, helped 1,429 old ladies cross the street....waitaminute, what's this? You played snuzzlebunnies with a 15-year old Japanese girl!? You sick puppy, down you go!"

I was on some Michael Flatley Lord of the Dodgedick shit, you'd probably have to tape me and play the tape in slow motion to capture the true speed at which my crotch/ass region was moving

Spotting an opening, I broke the Triangle Molest Offense...

I realized then that I had ascended to some sort of Anti-Kancho/Dodgedick Ninja Mastery. With my Kancho Sense� and now Kancho Time abilities, I am The One who will bring down the system.

Bring it bitches, I'm ready for ya.