This guy is a fucking genius Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: The Asshole Reformation

Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: The Asshole Reformation: "Can you cover my shift tomorrow?' The reason why doesn't matter. From concert tickets, to her dead cat's funeral, it just doesn't matter. 'Tomorrow?' You say with a frown. 'Tomorrow's not good for me, sorry.' Just that simple. Even if your only plan for tomorrow was to lounge around and watch National Geographic hoping for some floppy tribal village tits, you deny her. Don't give her a second thought."